On how to tell the difference:
Three guys were sitting at the bar, flies were buzzing around that warm summer evening. How do you tell the Social Drinker, from the Day Drunk from the Alcoholic?
When a fly fell into the Social Drinker’s glass and he pushed it back to the bartender “Can I get a new one, please?”
Another fly fell into the Day Drunks glass. He sticks his finger in there, fishes out the sad little victim and folds it reverently into his napkin. Then drains the drink.
When a fly fell into the Alcoholic’s glass, he grabbed the little bugger by the wings and shook him “Spit it out, spit it out!!”
Narrow Way Cafe 